Disturbitude

There are many disturbing things out there. Some things are disturbing in a way that makes you slightly wretch, and other things keep you awake at night hoping that the disturbance is nowhere within the surrounding states from your house. As you can tell, there is much disconnect in stating that something is merely disturbing. I now offer you this remedy: Levels of disturbitude.

Disturbitude can be measured on the same scale as we rate hurricanes, cyclones and tropical storms. Examples are listed below:

"I saw two old people making out in the park. That's level 2 disturbitude."
"Adding errie music to any movie increases the level of disturbitude by one point."
"The latest Pauly Shore movie left everyone in the movie with a level 5 disturbitude sensation."

Enjoy!